Sure, I’m an adult now, but I can’t deny my love for one of my favorite American shows: The Muppets! For years and years I have watched the show, memorized the lines, and imitated all my favorite characters. So this year for Halloween, I’m paying homage to my adorable show and dressing up as one of the Muppets.

I’m going to be Miss Piggy since I’m also chubby, aggressive and cute at the same time. In fact, I plan to make a sexy Miss Piggy costume. I’m even thinking of choosing one of my friends to dress up as Kermit the Frog and be my boyfriend at the Halloween party we’re going to. But to look like Miss Piggy, it takes a lot of work to make my Miss Piggy costume look flawless, and I’ll put it together myself, with a little help from my friends and my own closet.

First of all, I’m going to have to buy a long messy blonde wig at my local costume shop to put on my head, since I don’t have the right hairstyle naturally like “the Pig”. I’m going to take the blonde wig and tease the roots and ends to create that rock star look she always wanted on the show. But that’s not all I plan to do.

Then I’m going to dress all in pink with black leather boots. So the top that I will wear will be pink and very tight revealing a neckline with a big star that says “MISS PIGGY IS YOUR DESTINY” so that everyone can understand the meaning of Miss Piggy and what she is here for. In fact, I’m also sewing the shirt myself!

My skirt will also be very tight and short, and will go with a wide black leather belt to match the black leather boots that I plan to wear as well. I will also be wearing black fishnets under my skirt to give the look of a Britney Spears type Miss Piggy costume. Piggy sexy, hot and hard.

The makeup includes the foundation that I will use on my face, which will be absolutely pale and make me look like a porcelain doll, pigs like Miss Piggy are light in color of course. I’m going to apply a hot pink blush to my cheeks to draw the attention, a pink lipstick and some dramatic eye makeup. I have to buy dark blue contacts and false eyelashes to create Miss Piggy’s goo-goo eye look. She has big blue eyes with full lashes. A wide rubber pig ears headband will be placed on my head to automatically finish the look while also wearing a wide piggy nose.

Accessories will include huge pink chandelier-like earrings, some big bracelets on my arms, and a very small purse just to keep in my lip gloss, wallet, and cell phone. I’m thinking of creating more Muppet costumes for friends of mine who could dress up as Gonzo or Fozzy Bear and, as I mentioned, Kermit the Frog. It would be like a Muppets reunion for Halloween!