There are many phrases that are used not only in committed relationships but also in the world of dating that have hidden meanings, often the complete opposite of what is actually said! We’ve identified the top 10 phrases used by your partner and the top 10 phrases used by your date, and revealed what they really mean…

Of course I’m listening = I didn’t even realize you were talking.

I’m just not in the mood for family = I hate your parents and your brother smells bad.

Let’s eat healthy tonight = You’re fat.

We need to talk = There’s really nothing to say, I’ve already decided it’s over. Leave now.

Can I help with dinner? = Why isn’t it already on the table?!

I don’t want a gift this year = If you don’t buy me something amazing, you WILL DIE.

I’m so sorry = I’ll say whatever it takes to make you STOP CRYING!

Let’s make this decision together = I’ve already decided what I want to do, now I just need you to agree with me.

I want to marry you = I know where I stand with you, and it could be worse.

I am lost = No one will see us alive again.

10 Things Your Date Says…and What They Really Mean

What if me to call your? = There is no way for you to get my number.

I find you very attractive = You remind me of my ex.

It’s not you, it’s me = It’s definitely you.

I am a romantic = I am poor.

Something just came up = I never intended to go in the first place.

I totally agree = I wasn’t listening to a single word of what you just said.

You are the only person I am seeing right now = I am dating 5 other people.

I love your new haircut = It looks the same as before, if not a little worse.

I hope we can still be friends = I never want to see you again.

I’m happy to take things slow = Shut down or get out.

there you go How many of those do you recognize? No doubt many of you have been on the receiving end of some of these cryptic messages, and probably many more have used them. Of course, there’s always the chance that what you’re hearing is actually what you mean, so use these translations at your own risk! In any case, we hope that now you understand a little better what your other half is saying.